Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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