At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Banned from zoo.
Again?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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love makes seman taste better
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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