one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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