whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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