We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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