Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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