thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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