You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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