No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We left the knife in your bed.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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