drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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