another moral hangover. fuck.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
