Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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