That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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