He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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