yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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