Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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