I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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