are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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