Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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