Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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