I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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