I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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