At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize