dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Farmville is her only friend.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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