But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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