What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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