Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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