i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
