Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i will never coherently bang her
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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