I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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