There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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