Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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