I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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