marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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