I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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