their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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