i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
