dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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