does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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