Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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