you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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