If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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