i think i have two assholes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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