I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
smell my finger.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You should frame my arrest warrant.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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