He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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