My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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