If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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