i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
