i need an iv and a liver transplant
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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