But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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