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FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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