her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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