you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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