She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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