this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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