Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
do nipples grow back?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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