is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
