omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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