Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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