Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have feelings that need drinking.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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